Vinous Seduction

Your pure, sweet fragrance, Fills one with desire. I hold you closely to my breast My senses all afire Your delicate colour quite belies The zest within your heart; My all-consuming sole concern – That we should ever part. My lips aquiver at the thought That soon in ecstasy, We will merge in sweetest rapture. I feel it just has to be! My tongue runs o’er dry lips – Now you’re body is mine alone – Oh! Mam’selle ’45 Chateau Y ‘Quem You are the best wine I have ever known!

The above was written rather capriciously and irreverently having noted the allegorical and flowery fancifulness of many learned wine experts when describing the desirable qualities of premier cru wines. They very often allude to many as seductive females using descriptive words such as those used above, and others like blushing, bouquet, kiss, etc.